Historical Happenings
- September 2 - VJ Day - 79th anniversary of the formal surrender of Japan to the Allies. This signing took place onboard the US battleship Missouri.
- September 2 - Labor Day
- September 8 - Grandparents’ Day
- September 11 - Patriot’s Day
- September 14 - Ladies Auxiliary organized - 1914
- Star Spangled Banner written by Francis Scott Key - 1814
- September 17 - US Constitution approved - 1787
- September 18 - USAF established - 1947
- September 20 - POW/MIA Recognition Day
- September 22 - Autumn begins
- September 29 – VFW established – 1899
- Gold Star Mothers’ Day

Grandma was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she had done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good‑bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good‑bye.