CEO’s and Beer
The CEOs of four large beer companies were meeting to discuss the problems and the future of their industry. At the end of the meeting, they decided to go to a restaurant for dinner.
- The CEO of Budweiser ordered a Bud Light.
- The CEO of Miller ordered a Miller Lite.
- The CEO of Coors ordered a Coors Light.
- The CEO of Guinness ordered a Coke.
- The CEO of Budweiser asks him. “Why did you order a Coke?”
- The Guinness CEO replied. “If you guys aren’t drinking beer, then neither am I!”
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If a woman is bad at parallel parking, it is only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
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On HGTV, people can flip a whole house in a month. Meanwhile, some of us have been “getting ready to vacuum” for a week now.
All men should make coffee for their women – it says it right in the Bible - “Hebrews.”
September 2 - VJ Day - 79th anniversary of the formal surrender of Japan to the Allies. This signing took place onboard the US battleship Missouri.
Grandma was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she had done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good‑bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good‑bye.
The Rock River Valley Blood Center was set up in our Hall on August 13th and 15th. We had a total of eighty-nine people show up to donate blood, with 86 units of blood collected! Thank you to all who donated!